Black White Shag Attack

Three seconds. Wait. Count to 1-2-3 seconds. Great! That's all it takes ladies. Just three seconds. Look at a person of the opposite sex and of a different race for three seconds and Thoughts of sex will cross your mind at least once.

See, here is how it works, see some one white guy and you think "good looking", "Nice bum" then the thought of a shag comes in albeit much later. Much later than it would be if you saw say, a black man. It works both ways actually, for men, women, girls boys, rabbits, white folk and black folk alike.

Unless of course one is morbidly racist in a very sick sick way. Genetic diversity and how it causes attraction in animal species including our own is well documented. Its only when you go through that 3 seconds and the shag thought (lets call it the shag attack) crosses your mind that you begin to take the NORMAL pre-shag attack factors into consideration. You'll be like "Too old, too skinny, unattractive face... etc. People of other races cause our brains to think backwards! Frightening. But true.

Thats why we take care when we look at white women and white men are careful when they look at black women. I have lots of Asian friends (the second largest race in Africa outside the Arab world and South Africa) and when we talk of colour we often omit them yet they are implicitly implied Mental note: From now onwards imply explicitly.No man wants to give away the fact that he spent more than 3 seconds looking at some stranger's cleavage. So next time you are out on holiday, dont watch your man too much. Enjoy your own 3 seconds. Diversity can be blissful.