Thursday, 17 January 2008

Get some Air!

To put it plainly, you need to get out some more. Travel is a fantastic way to get to see more of the world and understand it better. A book can be biased and the internet iffy. News is really largely a bunch of crap. If you get a tug on an issue you see on the news from some far flung place, make a point to get the take on the local media's perspective on the matter. I did that a bit and see the world in a brand new way.

I have seen alot of travel blogs. Pictures of teen age white girls dressed in Massai attire with bewildering smiles splashed all over there "I was made to grin" faces. don't be scared. The world doesn't want to rape you a shade of blue. They just want your tourist money. As you do theirs when they come over to your place.

Grab your digital camera, give your credit card a good shine, buy some darts, stick a map on your door get blindfolded and shoot away! (water bodies don't count, as well as war torn dictator run, places and countries where the US army is presently "engaging the enemy.

Get on out there and hang with the locals. Dont sit in an all white 5 star hotel and move around with a guide and claim to have met and understood the locals. Its good for you. Am going to what must truely be the hardest place in the world to get to from where I am: the Vietnam!

Friday, 11 January 2008

Big Dicks and Stuff

Us men are all confused and crazy creatures. I know you agree. Evolution didn't give us the gift of gab, we cant communicate well, would rather hunt wild animals than pack a briefcase and head on down the metro. And yes, we all love our penises to bits.

Um... even more than we love you. Yes, we truly love you alot bot we really love our willies more. Think about it.: We all have a point in our lives where we name our willies. Each one of us. And yes, its all about size at times (although experience has taught me its not how heavy it is but how you use it that matters). Okey, cut to the chase I hear you say. Fine. Am actually going on about some mad evolutionist called Oliver Curry who says the human race is like 3000 years from reaching its physical peak. Apparently we all will have big dicks. Hallelujah!

Too bad I'll be way past my expiry date by then and wont be there to walk the streets of Bangladesh. Okey, long story, my best friend was from there and he warned me never to go coz the girls would want to "See and Feel" some BIG black censored . I wonder where this whole thing started. Yes, we too have small tools at times. Asians have big tools as well. I once found a website called mesurection.com some time ago. It was all about the size. 10 years ago I read in newsweek that the future of the white race was bleak. That white women would give in to "the others" and create a new single race of humans that's a lighter shade of brown.

What!! Get outa here bitch! Its shit like that that causes "beef" if you know what am saying. As the world gets stronger it will become more apparent that there are other countries, races etc that exist. Its gonna be so in your face that we are on the verge of a near catastrophe of cataclysmic proportions if we don't get our act together. The Christian Muslim divide is just phase one. China and the rest is phase too. Race will be three and this is the eleventh hour.

Am just glad in the future all men will have big dicks so at least one issue will have been ruled out so when war breaks out on the Mars colony it will be all good.

Thursday, 10 January 2008

If you are new read this Please

2008! Its a brand new year! Not that there is anything special about it, there have been new years for centuries past and there will be man more for many more years to come. But, some how, there is always this thing that I will do this and that... Stopping smoking usually tops the list. Why not do something simpler like checking out this blog every now and then?

Last night I visited a wine bar and had me like 6 glasses that totally knocked me out. Got home, aimed for the bed to sleep like a log but couldn't coz I was thinking about this blog, thinking about you, wondering if this was a worth while effort. Then it dawned on me: I was like what if this turns out to be some sort of bizarre thing where people think am trying to get myself hitched? I got a pseudo name, a strange blog and a unique readership (okey so I don't have anyone yet as of now but am sure there are a few white chicks out there that will come up to find I've been hitting at my keyboard for years and years and have built me up some content).

Am out to give a take from the other side. Am African, proud of it and often wonder at the thinking of white people. My boss is Croatian female. An age mate of mine. Her partner is much older, white and very south African in every sense of the word. Together they run a business that mainly caters for a white clientèle smack in the middle of this here Africa.

White women seem to treat non white people differently from white males. Without saying much in many ways, they sort of had a head start and you remained behind. Guess I will be repeating that alot as I go on. That takes us to where we are now. A different take on things. A catching up. An African view. Maybe I will even link up with other soles that don't live in an all white community to get you to see the world from a different angle. Wouldn't that be grand?

I came a cross a new word a few weeks ago. Buppie (Black urban professional or something of the sort). Goolge it. I did and wasn't impressed. Americans should not define what the rest of the world should consider "Black". Or "Asian" for that matter. And its not like we dont have internet access in our continents, so we might as well start talking. Talking is good, blogging is better.

That creep called "Dr." Watson is so typical of a view that we thought was dead and buried 50 years ago. But its still around. Race relations are about to break down again. The non-white world is much stronger than it was and much larger in every country of the world. If you keep away from "issues" and knowledge of The Others (I loved that movie), it will be quite sad indeed.

So I've set the record straight. Aint trying to get laid, looking for an allie here. So here me out. Aint trying to start a fight with nobody. I will have a few enemies here and there.

Enemy #1: Carolyn Yeager


Man she evil. We have the same idea. Except we are fighting on opposite sides. She has this whole Re-education thing that is so so retrogressive. I blog, she has a website. I wonder, if this goes well this year I'll definitely set up one and paint her a shade of blue and black to get her change her race issues a little bit. Interested? hope not. If you are of the other side and would like to get "fed" buy some crazy white woman log on to

www.whitewomenonly.com and get your fix.

I haven't set the link to open in a new window so if you like it over there then good riddens from me. Glad you stopped by. You will be missed though. And that would make me so so sad. Off for coffee, read on.

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

From Russia with Love

I often wonder why all the women in Russia want to leave that country and go settle with someone in a non Russian speaking country. Its all quite strange to me. Okey fine, the prospects of a better life can be quite alluring. Forget all, post your picture on the internet for free and have some guy log in, check you out, pay a fee and then get your email and telephone. Its like one big fucken catalogue of Estonian, Georgian and Russian women out there. Okey, alot of it is a scam and there could be the horrible prospect of ending up in some human trafficking ring and regretting for the rest of your life.

I actually do speak a bit of Russian myself apparently. Some years ago I had this scholarship offer that never materialized but got me attending class at the Russian Cultural Centre for a whole year. To think that I was actually trying to get in while so many white women were trying to get out was something that had me racking my brains. But then again I usually simply drop such thoughts rather early. And I did.

Am thinking now, how does all this go down with all you other white chicks in countries where the buck doesn't come hard? Am looking for opinions here. Okey, so they are out looking for an American to take them across the Atlantic, enrol them in an English class, get them an estate (Volvo?) gain citizenship and live happily ever after. Of course the Brits are not into it I suppose. They are comfortable not only with what they got, but are more comfortable with the diversity the have.

Now am thinking... what if I was to try for one of them. Would they live up to the idea of packing up and moving to tropical Africa. Away from the snow and cold weather? If a better life is really what they are looking for, Africa is not that bad a place after all you know. Some of these countries are much poorer than The first 10 African countries a person can name. We have freer and more open societies and life in the middle class is much much better today than it was before. We work less hours and practically never ever have to take up a second job just to make ends meet.

But hey, am a web developer and Internet security expert so I do happen to know more about scams and really never ever trust anyone. I would suspect that that blonde Estonian who would be willing to shift south of the equator is actually very African, very Male and very Nigerian out looking for someone to western union some of my hard earned cash. Lets face it, Africa is not a bad place to live after all. Would never think of leaving to go to some bustling metropolis where I'd have to take a second job and not get to enjoy a Sunday on my own lawn sipping beer with the wife and neighbours and having a vast yard for the kids to ride their bikes in the security of our own space.

In my opinion we should have more Russian brides running around Africa than the US. Granted, the would world (except us few wants to go to the Land of The Free to live the American dream). But then again who wants to be a minority. Answer: Nobody. Here am black but not a minority in anyway. My Russian heart throb would be one on the other hand and have to deal with all the hardships any minority group in any part of the world would have to deal with. Ouch. Not nice.

But one can be white in the USA and still be a minority by virtue of her being of Russian decent. But the states being what it is it all would last long. Ask Obama.

I have never been to a country that deals accepts or shall I say acquires mail order brides. Here in Africa marrying across borders is a common occurrence. There is the would language issue, but at least everyone will have some English in common (south and east) or some French (central and western). The normal trend with interracial would be black and Asian (of Indian origin - Asian male). When ever you get a white woman coming to Africa to live with her black hubby she is usually British, tired of the weather and has fallen madly in love with Africa. I mean who wouldn't? Makes me wonder why the secret missed the Russians.

A lesson from Porn

I hear these days its spelt P0rn with a zero rather than an "o". OMG! I just places a title with the word porn on my 4WC blog!!!

Sorry gals, no photos here, no erotic photos for you to ogle over, rather just alot of text to make your mind wonder. Okey, you are a chick
even at 42 you can still be called babe - its all in the head not some crazy social norm. I have a aunt who is 63 and is total babe! White folk take to term chick and babe to be catwalk material, the rest of the world also take that as a factor, but the element of cool is stronger than looks...


Well at least most of you are chicks. And chicks don't do porn... right? Well we'll just assume that as a given. I was just checking out stuff on the net related to the whole black-white think and it dawned on me that the more you google interracial, the more likely you are to run into some porn. I thought like WTF! Wasn't long till I realised that no self respecting porn site will do without a vast Inter-racial categories that are mostly black male white female.

Ummm..... did I say chicks don't do porn? Well why would we have such a white chick centred category anywhere? I bet its one of the you even have whole websites dedicated to the category. Interesting isn't it. Perhaps the need comes from the fact that it was a taboo not to long ago. My oh my how far we've come. The next big category should be white and black but the other way round with the least favourable being black and Asian.

You have -
Brunettes
Blondes
Ebony (black)
Asian
Inter racial

One thing stands out in all this: C-O-L-O-U-R!! Isn't that interesting? That a whole industry would base its core structure on colour only either of the hair but mainly of the skin! No no no... don't think like that. Porn is mainly consumed by white males. Take care.

Black White Shag Attack

Three seconds. Wait. Count to 1-2-3 seconds. Great! That's all it takes ladies. Just three seconds. Look at a person of the opposite sex and of a different race for three seconds and Thoughts of sex will cross your mind at least once.

See, here is how it works, see some one white guy and you think "good looking", "Nice bum" then the thought of a shag comes in albeit much later. Much later than it would be if you saw say, a black man. It works both ways actually, for men, women, girls boys, rabbits, white folk and black folk alike.

Unless of course one is morbidly racist in a very sick sick way. Genetic diversity and how it causes attraction in animal species including our own is well documented. Its only when you go through that 3 seconds and the shag thought (lets call it the shag attack) crosses your mind that you begin to take the NORMAL pre-shag attack factors into consideration. You'll be like "Too old, too skinny, unattractive face... etc. People of other races cause our brains to think backwards! Frightening. But true.

Thats why we take care when we look at white women and white men are careful when they look at black women. I have lots of Asian friends (the second largest race in Africa outside the Arab world and South Africa) and when we talk of colour we often omit them yet they are implicitly implied Mental note: From now onwards imply explicitly.No man wants to give away the fact that he spent more than 3 seconds looking at some stranger's cleavage. So next time you are out on holiday, dont watch your man too much. Enjoy your own 3 seconds. Diversity can be blissful.

Day One!

Yep. I darn went and done it. Started this awesome blog to get a rough ball running. A whole new take on all this "Interracial" thing. Its about time a different view was aired and I plan to do just that.

Lets see if we can get a cool blend of science, sociology, anthropology, Psychology and what ever ology one can think of to support the claim for this. If you found this blog early, welcome over. Am assuming you are either

(a) Female, and

(b) White.

Wouldn't have called it FOR WHITE CHICKS if it wasn't that way though, eh? Come on in... Read when your husband/boyfriend is out to work or whatever and have some fun. But blogs being what they are there will be alot of the "other types" coming over here. You are also welcome. Lets take it as an educational tour of some sort. Some experiment with the, what shall I say, Dark side?

So much for an introduction. Time to get the good old thinking cap on and find me some readership! Yeppeee!