Big Dicks and Stuff

Us men are all confused and crazy creatures. I know you agree. Evolution didn't give us the gift of gab, we cant communicate well, would rather hunt wild animals than pack a briefcase and head on down the metro. And yes, we all love our penises to bits.

Um... even more than we love you. Yes, we truly love you alot bot we really love our willies more. Think about it.: We all have a point in our lives where we name our willies. Each one of us. And yes, its all about size at times (although experience has taught me its not how heavy it is but how you use it that matters). Okey, cut to the chase I hear you say. Fine. Am actually going on about some mad evolutionist called Oliver Curry who says the human race is like 3000 years from reaching its physical peak. Apparently we all will have big dicks. Hallelujah!

Too bad I'll be way past my expiry date by then and wont be there to walk the streets of Bangladesh. Okey, long story, my best friend was from there and he warned me never to go coz the girls would want to "See and Feel" some BIG black censored . I wonder where this whole thing started. Yes, we too have small tools at times. Asians have big tools as well. I once found a website called mesurection.com some time ago. It was all about the size. 10 years ago I read in newsweek that the future of the white race was bleak. That white women would give in to "the others" and create a new single race of humans that's a lighter shade of brown.

What!! Get outa here bitch! Its shit like that that causes "beef" if you know what am saying. As the world gets stronger it will become more apparent that there are other countries, races etc that exist. Its gonna be so in your face that we are on the verge of a near catastrophe of cataclysmic proportions if we don't get our act together. The Christian Muslim divide is just phase one. China and the rest is phase too. Race will be three and this is the eleventh hour.

Am just glad in the future all men will have big dicks so at least one issue will have been ruled out so when war breaks out on the Mars colony it will be all good.